Steal the Soulshot.

Found the first DMEN doll.

Found ten DMEN dolls.

Found all the DMEN dolls.

Beat level 05.

Beat level 10.

Beat level 15.

Beat the game.

Beat Professor Meth without killing any chimps.

Beat a level in under 5 seconds.

Beat level 2 without shooting.

Excel at a workout.

Beat level 7 without being shot.

Get a global highscore of over 3,300,000 points.

Get 15:00 or less on the best times sum.

Speedrun the game in 20 minutes or less.