WOW! You Successfully Jumped 25 Times
You figured out how to open doors! Clever girl...
Good thing you're not a cat, you'd be done.
Not too many deaths...yet!
You're getting the hang of those jumps...
That many jumps is as ridiculous as 80s TV Show Premises
You made the list by jumping 500 times
Party like you jumped over 999 times...because you did.
Aww your first lava death.
Yeah...those things are saws. Now you know!
Try avoiding the bullet next time.
No cake here.
You jumped through a blue portal!
Hurry and rescue Pineapple!
You made it past the easy part of the game...congrats!
Wow look at you go!
Only like 10 more to go...or is there more?
Is a Pineapple really worth this trouble?
Ok that level was pretty tough
Got Six? You do now.
Seven's heaven. Actually that floor is kind of hell.
You've done well, could probably just give up now.
You are pretty close to the top now!
Most devs try to end on a nice number...but 10's not the end.
Reach for the Top!
NooOOoo you killed Pineapple!
You found the bridge collapse switch...now go get revenge on Big Square!
You reached the top! But is there more?
You started your descent down the tower!
It's kinda like the upside down
Only another 10 more to go!
Can you make it all the way down? Nein!
Yay you get to do the swimming section again!
It gets easier the further down you go.
You are passed the half-way point down, way to go!
Oh no, a lot of people give up here....
Wow you made it passed the hardest part down!
You are so close keep going!
Victory is near, and it taste like burnt Pineapple.
You made it back down the tower - INCREDIBLE!
The bridge was hardwired to self destruct, but Big Square wasn't.
You destroyed a turret with another turrets bullet! You genius, you.
A second turret destroyed!
A third turret destroyed!
You Bounced Off the Top of a Little Square
You hopped on top of the little squares an annoying number of times. Leave them alone!
You successfully jumped over the second wall of the game! You should be a game journalist.
Killed by saws 25 times!
Killed by saws 50 times now...
Killed by saws 100 times!
Killed by lava 10 times
Killed by lava 25 times!
Killed by lava 50 times! Are you doing this on purpose?
Killed By Turrets 10 times
Killed by Turrets 25 times!
Shot through the heart 50 times!
You've died 50 times
You've died 100 times!
You've died 200 times!
You've died over 300 times??? It took fewer Spartans soldiers to defend against an army...
You've died over 400 times now.
You've died 500 times now, are you happy? No more death achievements.