Baby's first cheev: launch a ball

Get to the bonus round!

Earn an extra ball

Climb 100m in the bonus round

Ultimate Pinball Mastery! Climb 200m in the bonus round.

I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! I'm socially secure! Achieve a cumulative point total of 50,000,000 !!!

Collect all regular stickers!

Collect all shiny stickers! Such dedication! Such chutzpah! So much free time! Also, if you care about such things, this counts as "beating the game."

Enter a secret code on the title screen. Here's your hint: "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

You'll know even less about how you get this achievement after you get it.