Congratulations, you have defeated the first boss.

Wow, look at you go, you have defeated the second boss.

Hmm, there is some hope for the world, you have defeated the third boss.

A little over halfway there, you have defeated the fourth boss.

Okay, okay, things are starting to look great, you have defeated the fifth boss.

Now you are just showing off, you have defeated the sixth boss.

...wait, what!? You actually defeated the last boss!? I am so sorry I ever doubted you! But there is still some more work to do.

Congratulations, I am sure you feel proud of yourself.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, not bad. Ever consider a career in basket ball?

Okay, impressive indeed. You must like that particular ball.

Huh. Not going to lie, fairly impressive. But it's not really about numbers and who's counting anyway?

Okay, I don't think the developers can get this high of a number. Perhaps you should quit your day job to pursue a full time career in showing off.

Impossible! Are you using a Game Shark?! No cheating allowed! I would offer you a celebratory cake, but we all know that the said cake is a lie.

Yea, you can do stuff.

That will show them bricks.

Just think, maybe in the next one hundred years you could save the planet.

That would be pretty cool if this where a fighting game, but it's not, and that is really impressive.

Well done, Well done! We need more skill just like that! No pile of bricks is safe around you!