Start the game
Play for 1 minute
Play for 2.5 minutes
Play for 5 minutes
Play for 10 minutes
Play for 25 minutes
Play for 50 minutes
Play for 100 minutes
Play for 250 minutes
0 = The amount of shits that where given today.
Good job, you must be a genius!
Yeah you seem to get it now.
So since you are getting up to speed let us switch on some enjoyable music for you.
11 = The average number of games in a Steam library in March 2016
Freaking Illuminatis everywhere.
35 = Level of saltiness that we had while creating the game.
Wait… Who the fuck switched on that crap? Wait… we will change it for you.
50 = Try to put that into the keyboard.
We all love it... Sexy!
Look at that… look at the shapes… look at the roundness!
Also the button actually seems to be a bit too big… lets make it small
100% of the achievements that you could unlocked with the first 100 clicks.
121 = 11 * 11 (also there might be some illuminati involved again)
Oh wait, that's still not all!
121 is also the avarage number of games per user on Steam in May 2018
We gonna disable the freezing on the button now… so you do not have to wait every time.
163 = Some people in the internet think this is the coolest number. Google it if you don’t belive me.
233 = Amount of little kids in the internet who already fucked your mum.
277.87 = Mph of the fastest car in the world, the Koenigsegg Agera RS.
PI is around 3.14159265359
4 is considered an unlucky number in chinese which is why some hotels do not have a 4th floor.
505 Games (the publisher) did not want to publish this game… we can't even imagine why…
Since everything takes so long lets double your click power!
666 = Burn in hell baby!
691 = First Irregular Prime Number (like who the fuck want to know that?)
777 is like 666… just replace every 6 with a 7
828m high is the tallest building in the world… :O
Oh boy… oh boy… how about some sweet funky vision?
991 = Beeep Beeeep - Who is there? Is this an emergency?
It seems like you are a bit bored… lets pump it up a little
Here is your new freaking moving button!
1111 = The number is cool so we will stop the eye cancer for you
13 = Flight rates usually drop on Friday the 13th because many people are scared of taking the plane.
1337… nothing more.
Oh also lets just get rid of that annoying moving button…
Aaaand replace it with an invisible one…
1666 = The average amount of cups of coffee a game developer usually drinks per day… well at least somewhere close to that number.
2000 = Some male songbirds sing more often every day.
2 as a binary number is maybe the most important number in computer science.
How about we make the button visible again?
2.718 = Euler's number… yes the dude owns that shit!
We just wanted to let you know that from now on you will have to work for your achievements.
4325003274489856000 = The total number of configurations of a Rubik's Cube.
5000 = The amount of times our head developer missspelled achievemnets
Sorry to tell you but you will never make it to the end!
7000 years ago cats started living people.
7672 games have been released on Steam in 2017.
8848m is the height of the Mount Everest
It's over 9000!!!!!
9500 is the thickness of your mama's butt.
You seem to have a lot of freetime.
Good for you!
Aren't you getting bored?
Is it really worth all the trouble for some achievements?
14.000 pounds is the weight of an average fox.
You might want to reconsider your decission in live...
I mean look at you...
What are you doing with your time?
Like one day you will proudly tell your children...
about the day where you sat down in front of your computer...
and kept smashing this one button...
for no good damn reason...
yeah.. i didn't think so neither.
18000000 player have been online on Steam at the same time in January 2018.
You know what... I feel sorry for the way I was talking to you.
I guess its the best for both of us if I am just quite for a while.
See you at absolute zero.
−273.15° is absolute zero… the coldest known temperature.
30000 is a very high number… there are only a hand full of numbers higher…
You know as an appology for earlier let me help you a little...
From now one each of your clicks will be worth 100 clicks instead..
We hope that helps :D
See it's much faster that way :)
50000 = The average amount of spiders per acre in green areas. (for however is interest in a random fact)
You know to keep it challanging ;)
Damn boooooooyyy… that’s sooo high already…
Pro Tip: Just 3 more and you are finally done!
We gonna take that moment to tell you the one thing that really mattes: We love you! :)
Do you want to know a secret?
Oh boy … actually you know what… just forget about it… I am running out of things to say here… therefore…
Fuck it… that’s the end of the game!
Hope you kinda had fun and are happy with your achievements :P
Also…
What the actual fuck dude…
You managed to do 100k clicks…
That is super awesome and kind of worrisome...
So… to say it with the words of your mum…
Go outside and play with your friends!
And switch off the computer!
Hmm.. weird.. that used to work before...
Oh well seems like you didn't listen...
Dude that is crazy! Let's introduce the super click and go to 1000000!
You are incredible.
You tapped so often that I can't even count it anymore.
Good job I am giving up.
WIN THE GAME!
The ultimate click champion!
447.19 km/h of the fastest car in the world… did you know that this equals 277.87 mph?
Lets learn counting together...
Press 50 on the keyboard
Press the sexy number
Did you see that?
If you press GO it will automatically skip to the next message. However, always wait until the old text disappeared!
The keyboard is your friend.
I guess it workn't.
Click the f****ng weird thingy.
More weird thingies...
Even more weird thingies
Damn that are a lot of thingies