You're problematic

Throw a squirrel out 3 times

They are in the trees, Lucy! The trees!

Feel like a film school student

Escape the Liana one way or another

You have found the elves

You have carefully stashed the elf girl

You have successfully deceived Ellie

You have touched them!

You lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment

Now it's safe here

It's NOT a cookie, you get it?!

You have heard something very special

...came true!

Gee, this location is perfectly safe!

At least you didn't have to kill ten rats in the cellar...

Enact justice on the Seer

Invoke the bleak doomed world covered in pixel censorship

You can no longer be an adventurer

You died in an endless bush

Lovecraft was right

A warm welcome indeed

Die 5 times

Turn the tide of the story in an unexpected way

What do you want, a medal?

You were loyal to Tiamat till the very end

Finish the story with your suit intact

You have uncovered the secret of Tiamat's panties