Uncovered the Cursed Mines

Uncovered the Arcane Ruins

Uncovered the unnatural, subterranean Forest

Broke the seal, and stepped into Hell

Bested the tallest hairdo in all the Axis Powers

Bested the foremost combat expert in the Reich

Bested the circus trained SS Officer

Bested Phleshy, the Flesh Golem

Bested the Acursed Foreman

Bested Charlie the Rat King

Rescued the Diesel-Punk combat drone

Rescued the squad Projectile Trajectory Expert

Rescued a loose soul, cursed to wait in the dirt for all eternity

Rescued the squad People-Fixer

Rescued designated Boom Expert

Rescued the squad Minister

Rescued the squad Trigger Finger

Rescued the fabled Shrinking Shotgun Surgeon

Rescued the squad Judas

Rescued the squad designated Blood Sucker

You beat the game!

Defeat Satan in under 25 Minutes

Defeat Satan in under 35 Minutes

Defeat Satan in under 45 Minutes

Bested the Stranded Chuul

Bested that totally normal and not at all weird deer

Bested the writhing Wurm of the deep

You've bested Crossfit Satan! I wonder if he was the mastermind of your curse?

Bested the lvl 2 dwarven fighter's worst nightmare

Bested the speaker for the trees, who was silenced long ago