Complete the first act.
Enjoy your new life, horny boy.
Complete the first act without ever stumbling [you can retry after losing a life IF you haven't stolen any clothing piece].
Get 999 Desire in the second act.
Collect a turn sign.
Explode a fan.
Explode 15 blue stones in a single life.
Explode 20 wooden blocks in a single life.
Explode 10 tombstones in a single life.
Explode 10 skunks in a single life.
Explode 9 cats in a single life.
Explode 5 molehills in a single life.
Explode 10 turtles in a single life.
Explode 5 dogs in a single life.
Explode 50 animals in a single life.
Explode 30 objects in a single life [excluding fans].
Finish the second act with at least 400 Power remaining.
Complete the second act with this sexual position.