Find one reward block.
Find five reward blocks.
Find fifteen reward blocks.
Find thirty reward blocks.
Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!)
You lose at MMO.
Complete Draco's first quest: place five blocks.
Finish all of Draco's quests.
Jeez, calm down. That's enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! Write a novel! Or don't, I'm just an achievement.
Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can't get this from the shop -- you have to be bitten by another player).
Pretend to read the credits.
Spend fifteen minutes in the options screen.
Become potato for great glory of national party!
After getting stabbed by someone with this achievement.
Join a town.
Be popular and admired.
Compulsively collect newspapers from 1995, because you might need them later for reasons.
Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME.
Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960's sci-fi television drama.
Complete a trade with another player.
Write an MMO by yourself for thirteen years.