Complete all main levels.

Turn off the main menu light.

Use a stranger's toilet.

Pay the drunk guy to cause a distraction.

Stop and play a video game while robbing a house.

Pay the Shopkeeper instead of robbing him.

Throw something at the owner of the house.

Get your first star.

Get 5 stars.

Get 10 stars.

Get 15 stars.

Get 20 stars.

Turn up the volume on a random stereo.

Break a window.

Pay respect to the drunk guy.