Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.

Awarded for completing your 128th jump.

Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.

Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.

This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.

All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah.

Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels.

Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out.

Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw!