Score 0 points

Play 42 Games (any mode)

Beat the Story

Beat the Story without losing a life

Beat the Story with 4 players

Play all 3 game modes (Story, Score Attack, Survival)

Do you wanna kill a snowman?

Look at the credits

Score 1,000,000 points with 2 or more players

Hit 3 players with a single Knockback

Never use plowerups in a single game

Never kill another player during a 4 player game

Score 1,000,000 points

Get killed by your own fire tire

Score 500,000 points in a single bank

Steal 500,000 points from another player

Snipe a player with the High Beams from across the map

Listen to the full menu song

Win by 100,000 points in a 4 player game

Steal from all 3 other players in a single game

Kill 2 players with a single Gravity Mine

Discover a worm hole

Play a 4 player game

Never use your boost during a single game

Survive for 8:15 in Survival Mode

No hope for mankind

Thanks for "playing"

Never use your secondary during a single game