In your little town, people see you as a complete loser.
But when you go outside, nobody has heard of you.
And when you luck up and get to purchase a sexy slave for a few dozen bucks (all your savings), you know there is an opportunity for things to turn around.
You've been a loser all your life. Is the habit too ingrained in you, or do you have what it takes to become a BADASS!

CONTROLS

To move characters and the cursor, use the directional buttons on the game pad or the arrow keys on the keyboard.

• ENTER/SPACE: Confirm, OK, Enter
  
• ESC: Cancel, Menu
  
• PAGE UP: Previous page
  
• PAGE DOWN: Next page

If you're playing with the mouse:

• LEFT-CLICK: Move characters, Confirm, OK, Enter
  
• RIGHT-CLICK: Cancel, Menu

• ALT+ENTER: Switches between window mode and full-screen mode.
  
• ALT+F4: Forcibly exits the game.
  
• F12: Forcibly returns to the title screen.

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