Get an X-Rank in the Tutorial
Get an X-Rank in Green Forest
Get an X-Rank in Lava Depths
Get an S-Rank against TRA1NER
Get an S-Rank against M0NKEY
Try a different ability
Try a different player
Try a different hat
Try a different color
Play every level in the Demo
Finish the Demo in less than 10 minutes
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