Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.

They accept you as you are.

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.

Just chill out.

He has a large family to support.

...and you just did that!

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.

Who knows where it comes from?

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

And still some dream about having one.

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Could it be real?

Well done, Mr. Bond.

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.