Finish the tutorial.
Build your own map.
Create Ed
Beat all singleplayer maps.
Find Hans.
Inject acid into 20 enemies.
Finish a race headless.
Cut off 10 parts of your enemies.
Cut off 100 parts of your enemies.
Cut off 1000 parts of your enemies.
Survive one minute as head.
Survive 10 minutes as head.
Survive 60 minutes as head.
Produce 10 meatblocks.
Produce 100 meatblocks.
Produce 1000 meatblocks.
Hold on to chickens for 1 minute.
Hold on to chickens for 10 minutes.
Hold on to chickens for 30 minutes.
Never give up!
Meet Ben.
Place 50 Trashcans.
Make a sick pogo stick move.