Finish the game without asking Joey for a single hint

Distract the cat only once

Find the secret extras menu

While holding Frank's script, get though a performance without flubbing a single line

Give Allen some hope before he goes

Defeat the Countess with one throw of an improvised lasso

Keep a clear head, but others might think less of you

Convince Claude that you are an artist on your first try

Save Charlie Meltzer's life

Finish the game at least once

Finish the game in commentary mode, from the opening menu till the end

Have a few drinks, but you might regret it in the morning