Take a dip in the castle's moat (somehow?)
Obtain all 5 magic wands
Change an axe into the golden variety
Buy everything from the Rogue Soldier's shop
Discover the secret ghost shop
Hold all 3 rings at once
Discover this guy, wherever he is..
Kill the Creeper!
Kill the Templar bosses!
Kill Hugo, the giant bat!
Kill the Worm!
Kill the Necromancer!
Find a way to power up the castle elevator
Find and read the 2 secret books
Lower the castle's giant hangman's noose
Donate at least 300 food to the cultists' food chest. (Carries over through multiple games)
Defeat King Fatass on Vanilla Mode
Defeat King Fatass on Old School Mode
Discover the freezer's combination and unlock it
Collect all 3 pieces: Harmour, Knight Shield, & the Old Helm
Help Maude Moth bring her husband home!