Pierre Carchon just died. The least I could do is to give some dignity to his corpse

I was as cold as Imelda in my first conversation with her

I opened the metal gate in the Quayside of Ile de la Cité without taking a single hint or using any cheats

I deciphered the coded message I found in the state room of Ile de la Cité without taking a single hint

After this day, I will always associate my beloved Paris with death

After the explosion in Café de la Chandelle Verte, I got the surviving waitress to pass out

There was this short-haired woman taking photos outside Café de la Chandelle Verte. I ignored her entirely and completed the events in this area without ever talking to her in person

I completed the events in Café de la Chandelle Verte

I found out that a girl who looked like me broke into my apartment and planted a surveillance bug. I immediately went back to my apartment, found the bug and disposed of it

I found out what happened to the construction worker that left to bet on a horse

I deciphered the coded message I found in the Café de la Chandelle Verte without taking a single hint

I just learned some horrible truths about my father Thierry Collard. I couldn't believe it

I acquired a "Shake 'n Shock" buzzer from the clerk in La Risée du Monde

I found out that the investigations of Plantard's death have been closed

I tried to shake hands with a guy from an unpronounceable Eastern European state

With the great help of Lady Piermont, I acquired an ancient manuscript and completed the events in Hotel Ubu

This Rosso guy sure knows a lot about the Templars...

I learned a little bit about professor Peagram from a police authority

I found out the name of the guy with a sneezing problem in MacDevitt's pub

I (tried to) get wasted in MacDevitt's pub

I got the Lochmarne Gem in the cellar of MacDevitt's pub

I just learned the ACTUAL real truth about my father Thierry Collard

I guess SOME idiot forgot to turn the water off in MacDevitt's cellar, which resulted in the cellar being flooded (achievement will trigger when talking to Nico at her house after returning from Lochmarne)

I showed a surgical "instrument" to Bunny's uncle at the Hagenmeyer Clinic

I saw Sam getting angry at Mr. Shiny at the Hagenmeyer Clinic

As a practical joke, I told Bunny to measure nurse Grendel's blood pressure

I completed the events at the Hagenmeyer Clinic and got valuable information from Marquet (RIP, by the way)

I made my way to Villa de Vasconcellos before securing the tripod at Musée Crune

I solved the chess puzzles in Villa de Vasconcellos without taking a single hint

I helped the countess get the Holy Grail- I mean... The Communion chalice of the de Vasconcellos

I tried to acquire the tripod late at night in Musée Crune but I was surprised by a pair of thugs (and a cat)

I eavesdropped a meeting of some funny looking fellows

I finally found a use for Khan's matchbook

I found out what "Il 'a'kl kalb" really means

I decided to be a moral person and ask Nejo if I could keep the broken statuette, instead of just... you know... stealing it like I've been doing this whole time

I made my way to Bull's Head in the most entirely splendid taxi in all Marib

I wasn't going to tell Khan the truth, so I lied again and again and I tried to die like a coward when talking to him

I finally managed to use my "Shake 'n Shock" buzzer on someone and escaped from Bull's Head

Who would have thought that the way to a woman's heart is to give her a toilet chain I stole from a Syrian bathroom?

I solved the Montfauçon lenses puzzle without taking a single hint

I solved the ultra hard Don Carlos' tomb puzzle in Montfauçon without taking a single hint

I acquired the de Vasconcellos Chalice in pristine conditions from the priest in Montfauçon

I successfully fooled the guard and the painter and completed the events in Site de Baphomet

I solved the very unfair puzzle inside the well in Villa de Vasconcellos without taking a single hint

I found out what happened to the children of Don Carlos and lifted the de Vasconcellos curse once and for all

I attempted to shake the hand of an old "lady"

I saved Nico and completed the events at the train to Scotland

We blasted the Neo-Templars to oblivion and escaped from St. Ninian's Church safe and sound

I opened the stone gate in the skiff room of Ile de la Cité without taking a single hint

I underwhelmingly completed the events in Lochmarne

The prankster became the prankee! Nurse Grendel pulled a fast one on me

I tried to put on the clown's nose in a gargoyle, but I guess that's too difficult for good old Stobbard