This longest and strangest dream comes to an end.
This can't be the end.
Let's do this the hard way.
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Unlock Boyle.
Unlock Hans.
Unlock Burnout.
Unlock Anton.
Unlock Splig.
Unlock Pearl.
Unlock Thype.
Unlock Griffin.
Unlock Arnold.
Unlock Dimitri.
Unlock LongLiver.
Unlock Clive.
Unlock Kleiver.
Unlock Cranes.
Unlock Agon.
Unlock Rags.
Unlock SmokeStacks.
Unlock Leviat.
Unlock Gospel.
Unlock Bimini.
Complete \"The Far Shore\".
Complete \"The Orpheum\".
Complete \"The Garden\".
Defeat all bosses found in the main campaign.
Murder Roids.
Murder Trigger Fingers.
Murder Hickory.
Murder Mobius.
Slay the Ouroboros.
Slay the Charcarrion.
Slay the SmoothSkin.
Forget Osman Sinnoks.
Transcend Heaven.
Complete \"The Far Shore\" with no casualties on Hardmode.
Complete \"The Orpheum\" with no casualties on Hardmode.
Complete \"The Garden\" with no casualties on Hardmode.
Complete Ichor's Quest.
Complete Bronzo's Quest.
Complete Fogs' Quest.
Complete Mordrake's Quest.
Slay an Ungod... Kinda.
Humiliate a boss by killing it with a slap.
Humiliate every boss by killing them with a slap.
Have one of your party member's head be reduced to a fine red mist.
Watch SmoothSkin's trauma be his undoing.
Defeat the Charcarrion by letting its corpse decompose.
Defeat the final boss without Nowak in your active party.
Lose a party member to Pigment overflow.
Lose a party member to your own party...
Lose a party member to using the wrong Pigment.
You did your best.
Defeat the final boss in under 45 minutes.
Unlocked a new item.
Lock lips with the Ouroboros.
Complete all areas with no casualties on Hardmode.
Unlock Fennec.
Unmake the Unfinished Heir.
Cancel Roids' entire turn.
Have Nowak be the lone survivor of an encounter with the Witness.
Have a party member die to damage dealt by the Divine twice during an encounter with the Divine.
Fully explore any normal zone.
Fully explore all zones in Hardmode.
Purchase everything in a shop.
Hire all 3 party members from the Fools Board.
Complete a difficult encounter before any enemies can act.
Complete a combat encounter without any party members performing an ability.
Unlock Mordrake.
Complete the Emissary's Quest.
It's not funny anymore.
Dismantle Xiphactinus and Gillicus.
No more Mr. Nice guy.
Why did you do that!
Unlock a Mung?
Beat Brutal Orchestra 2 times consecutively. This achievement rewards many items!
Have over 100+ coins at once.
Send LongLiver off on a journey of his own.
Execute Pope Innocent X.
Beat Brutal Orchestra 3 times consecutively. This achievement rewards many items!
Beat Brutal Orchestra 5 times consecutively. This achievement rewards several items!
Beat Brutal Orchestra 4 times consecutively. This achievement rewards several items!
Lose to a boss encounter.
Have a party member survive the Ouroboros' \"Starvation\".
Bankrupt Bronzo the Bastard.
Deal 100 or more points of damage in a single hit to an enemy during a successful combat encounter.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Complete the Director's Quest.