Defeat the Air Guardian.
Defeat the Earth Guardian.
Defeat the Water Guardian.
Defeat the Fire Guardian.
Defeat the Metal Guardian.
Defeat the Light Guardian.
Defeat the Love Guardian.
Have all of the Bench Boys together.
Pause the game 500 times.
Flip 100 pieces of the Face Puzzle.
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Get the bad ending.
Get the good ending. Congratulations!