Synopsis:

Unable to create a quantum computer, they shoved a god into a computer. You wake up in a backyard naked. Clothes are protested, gods exist physically, location relevancy makes no physical sense, and everyone has been reborn with absurd new issues and motivations. Welcome to Offbay, the home of Cardboard Ground - Civilization's new operating system.

Features:

A side-scrolling adventure game set in a constantly opening world with a rich supply of:

• Characters with their own absurd issues and motivations.
  
  
• Puzzles, activites, and minigames. No two are alike.
  
  
• Items that'll help you traverse the world, fix its many obstacles, and aid the countless other entities that inhabit it.
  
  
• Your own personal computer pre-installed with FREE games and software! Or install your own!
  
  
• Clean up Offbay and get to the end. See what this is all about.