Coffin Dodgers Achievements

  • Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?
    71.89%
  • Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.
    41.02%
  • Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.
    15.66%
  • Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.
    69.14%
  • Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.
    89.53%
  • Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.
    31.17%
  • Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.
    30.63%
  • Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.
    30.10%
  • Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.
    21.16%
  • Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.
    24.90%
  • Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.
    31.63%
  • Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.
    11.99%
  • Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.
    13.14%
  • Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.
    27.12%
  • Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.
    21.31%
  • Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.
    17.19%
  • Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.
    15.66%
  • Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.
    19.02%
  • Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.
    22.92%
  • Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.
    24.68%
  • Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.
    17.04%
  • Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!
    10.31%
  • Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.
    10.31%
  • Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.
    16.65%
  • Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.
    12.45%
  • Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.
    42.40%
  • Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.
    12.83%
  • Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.
    14.29%
  • Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.
    13.29%
  • Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.
    13.22%
  • Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.
    14.21%
  • Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.
    14.13%
  • Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.
    14.74%
  • You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..
    11.38%
  • Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.
    12.07%
  • Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.
    12.07%
  • Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.
    11.31%