Die for the first time.
Get cut in half or lose a limb.
Run into some spikes... accidentally of course.
That thwomp is looking at you funny, I wonder what he wants.
Lasers are red and so is your blood.
Complete Stage 2 with any rating.
Complete stage 1 with any rating.
Complete Stage 3 with any rating.
Complete stage 4 with any rating.
Like a ninja! Complete any stage without dying.
Complete any stage with 3 stars.
Its out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with and it absolutely will not stop...EVER, untill you are dead!
Complete Stage 5 with any rating.