Exceed 200 MPH
Open the Game
Change the Color of your Car
What the hell did you just do?
How does it feel?
Kill 2 people (but lose the civil case)
Kill at least 5 people.
Kill 20 people (Try not to eat them)
35 People? What's wrong with you?
I don't know how you sleep at night.
Race with 1 AI competitor
Beat 1 AI Competitor in a Race
Race with 3 AI competitors
Race with 9 AI competitors
Beat 9 AI competitors in a race.
You can't even beat our crappy AI?
Lost again
Lose 5 times
Totaled a car
Totaled 2 Cars
Totaled 5 Cars
Found a hole in the map, fell into infinity
Actually purchased the game
Try to file a complaint
Finished a lap without exceeding 10 mph
Finished a lap without exceeding 20 mph
Literally floor it
I don't know... you doppled or something?
You pressed the any key.
not just anybody, HELP! You know I need someone! HEEEELLP!
Quit the game
Change the color to black
Set up a 1 lap race
Set up a 10 lap race
Drive outside the lines of the racetrack
Drive on the Grass
Drive on the sand
Quit a race before you finish
Watch the entire opening trailer
Finish a race within one second of a competitor
Get 5 seconds of airtime (How did you do that?)
Pretty self-explanatory.
Crash into a competitor
Flip an AI racer.