Got off your well-toned bottom

Made a thousand pancakes

Was pretty

Played with Deadpool's junk

Scored a combo higher than 40 before they locked the elevators

Got from the studio lobby to the boardroom without dying in 5 minutes

Completed "Job One"

Defeated Arclight while taking no damage from her slam attacks

Used all three switches, defeated the two phasers, and chased after Vertigo within 60 seconds

Completed "Taking A Chance"

Slapped Wolverine a bunch of times

Played WTF is Cable

Killed 4 enemies in the Tower Plaza with stealth kills

Completed "Genosha"

Got through Toxic River without falling into or touching the water and taking damage

Interacted with all the ladies at the Shower Surprise Party room.

Got a stealth kill with every melee weapon in Sinister’s Lair without being detected

Completed "Landed in Prison"

Got a high score at the Carnival

Found 11 treasure chests in the darkness of the Tombs

Beat "Death, Baby" while wearing the pirate hat

Completed "Death, Baby"

Collected all DP points and ammo in the bathroom

Shot up the copier in the bridge offices

Completed the Breach in 10 seconds

Completed "The Road to Victory"

Made it across the floating debris without falling

Completed "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!" from start to finish without dying

Scored a combo of 75 or more while fighting up the stairs at the "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!"

Completed "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!"

Completed "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!" from start to finish using only swords and pistols

Completed the game on Veteran difficulty

Completed the game on Ultra-Violence! difficulty

Completed "Landed in Prison" without countering any attacks

In "Genosha," reached the fan girl using only Hammers and Pulse Rifles

Collected 100 tacos

Purchased all Player Upgrades

Combo-ed an entire wave on any Gold-tier Challenge map

Killed a total of 15 enemies by holding cooked grenades

Upgraded all weapons to max

Banked a 300-hit combo