Is this a piece of trusty hardware?
Eliminate all the maniacs in the church.
Kill 20 maniacs as Max.
Kill 50 maniacs as Max.
Encounter Richard and Prometeus' elite units.
Finish River's plot.
The pizzaria's sign looks as if nothing has happened...
You find nothing.
Let James W. Thompson III rest in peace.
Kill 100 maniacs as Max.
You die alone.
Finish off Bloop & Poop and their army.
Die, you fool!
Read all of Dr. Morrison's documents.
Use River's checkmate ability.
Successfully escape from the city.
Survive in the battle against the special maniac.
Discover the secret projects of Prometeus.
Investigate all pixel artworks.
Restore the power supply.
Tribute to the devs.
Get the shotgun.
Pay all the debts back to i-001.
Explore every accessible platform of the metro system.
Deliver 10 critical hits.
Unlock the cheat console.
Get burned.
Enter the screenwriting department.