Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
Ascend Takoshima Tower
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
Invade Albion
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body
Complete all odd jobs
Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
Invade Bay City
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
Phone home
Collect all posters
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
Invade Solaris
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Rifle through your Furonigami collection
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
Invade Takoshima
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
Destroy the crab behind the curtain
Collect all songs
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
Collect all Alien Artifacts
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
Invade Tunguska
Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
Demolish a public toilet on each map
Throw a cop through a donut with PK
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
Destroy a tool in Bay City
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption