Make a friend.
Be a big meanie.
Die for the first time.
Get the True Ending.
Unlock the shortcut.
Escape without dying.
Escape from the ship.
Take revenge.
Escape in under 18 minutes.
Escape in under 12 minutes.
Escape in under 6 minutes.
Escape in under 2000 moves.
Escape in under 1500 moves.
Escape in under 1000 moves.
Listen to the entire new soundtrack.
Activate all the new features (while ingame, press G, then T, then L).