Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

Very obedient and very helpful primates.

They like money almost as much as piggybanks do.

Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.

Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.

They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.

The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.

The only primates capable of laying eggs.

Methodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub.

They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.

They have reached the Club's highest level: "The Cage of the Great Primate."

These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.

Compulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.

They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.

Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.

The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.

They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.

Their appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them.

They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty .

Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.

The most faithful, loyal and discreet primates.

They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.

Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.

Big fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree.

Obedient and helpful primates.

Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.

Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.

Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.

They hate moving around the jungle on foot.

They belong to the Club's third level: "Master in Primatology".

Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.

They belong to the Club's second level: "Amateur Zoologist."