Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.

Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.

Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Neon Valhalla on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Sól and Skadi on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Telperion on Epic difficulty.

Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.

I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.

A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.

Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.

Defeat Vulcan on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the Greenwood Library bosses on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the Crystal Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 1 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.

Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.

Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.

Sail south of the map, across the Great Sea, to discover exciting new lands!

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 2 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 4 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 3 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Matt on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.

Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.

Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.

Complete the Battle Arena with Natalie on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Anna on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Lance on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with NoLegs on Epic difficulty.

And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.

Buy everything in the equipment shop. Maybe some new stuff will appear during certain months...?

Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!

Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.

Defeat the hungry golem on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the killer android on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the dark priestess on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the horned demon on Epic difficulty.

Get a triple critical hit, with the power of status effects! (check which ones increase your critical hit chance)

Let everyone on the battlefield become infected with the virus status. Probably not a viable strategy for most fights...

Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!

Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.

Defeat the strongest being in the universe on Epic difficulty.

Beat the 2-Player Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.

Beat the 3-Player Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.

Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.

Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.

Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.

Beat the Arcade Boss Rush at Matt's house on Epic difficulty.

Beat the Miniboss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Beat the Foe Marathon on Epic difficulty.

Beat the Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.

Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.

What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!

Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.

Beat the Mega Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Reach wave 30 in the Endless Battle.

Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.

Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!

Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.

Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.

Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.

Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.

Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.

Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.

Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.

Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.

Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.

Capture 151 different foes. This game won't actually make you catch all of them, but there was a time when 151 was considered impressive.

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)

Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.

View a fine piece of framed artwork.

Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...

Discover one of several secret codes.

Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.

Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.

Start a new Custom Game with any settings, and get to Greenwood Village. It's just like the normal game, but fresher!

Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.

Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.

Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.

Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.

Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.

Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.

Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Complete 40 quests for NPCs. You'll need to complete some of the holiday quests too.

The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.

Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.

Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?

Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.

Open 600 treasure chests. Not even the developer knows exactly how many there are.

Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!

Find all of the treasure chests in the underground labyrinth. (Not counting any rooms!)

Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!

Find 200 secret treasures - there's a lot more than that, but let's stay reasonable!

Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.

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Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.

Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!

Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!

Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!

Collect 25 monster cards. Maybe they'll be valuable someday. But maybe not.

Collect all 50 monster cards. Huh? Some of these are just normal animals and household objects...!?

Win 30 battles with the \"Counter-Attacking Foes\" challenge option enabled. These foes aren't just going to sit there and take a beating!

Spend a minute or two watching the credits roll by. A lot of people were involved in the making of this game!

Win 30 battles with the \"More Foe Resistance\" and \"Less Player Resistance\" challenge options enabled.

Defeat any boss with all challenge options enabled. Epic difficulty not recommended, but you can try it if you're bored.

Complete all of the hidden arcade games. This unlocks the boss rush at Matt's house.

Find a hidden arcade machine. You're pretty sure it wasn't there before.

Beat all simulations on the B2 floor in the Data Bunker, on any difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with all players on any difficulty.

Defeat all 5 bosses in the Temple of Trials, on any difficulty.

Defeat all 5 mega bosses in their optional dungeons, on any difficulty.

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.