Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Spent time waiting for a call

Completed the game

Triggered all of the story in the game

Found all the Chads

Read all of the Bittern books

Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Read all of the You Are Here maps

Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Noted all of the train numbers

Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game

Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all