Complete every task in the main campaign.

Complete every task in the bonus campaign.

Throw a rave at the pizza parlor.

Place a high volume work order.

You have the bog witch’s approval. Now complete the rite of passage.

It was just doing its job…

Trigger an excessive service outage.

Participate in America's new pastime.

Verily hath every item been unduly purloined.

Keep a safe distance as you reverse into the space.

Win 1 game of ПАСЬЯНС.

Win 10 games of ПАСЬЯНС.

Win 100 games of ПАСЬЯНС.

Score 10,000 points in a game of HACK*MATCH.

Score 50,000 points in a game of HACK*MATCH.

Score 100,000 points in a game of HACK*MATCH.