The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
You were deadly alright; look at the size of that hole in your trousers! Quick, find a haystack!
Achievement Unlocked; You look ridiculous.
Mind control is great, but with great power comes responsibility. Or the fun of irresponsibility.
Spend your new experience wisely, and yes - you're welcome for the top tip.
You showed someone how you felt about them... With the underside of a Frying Pan.
You silenced Whisper in combat, who said chivalry was dead?
Apart from this one time, remember; never, EVER feed the Troll.
Because creatures are better when they're fighting for you!
Now that's what I call a Swinging Sword! Oh, you thought we meant "Singing Sword"?
You found all the Silver Keys! If you've done this twice since 2004, then you are a super player!
The Bowerstone Teacher loves Fable Heroes, more than 55% of him anyway.
The children are literate again, you have made Albion a more intelligent place. For now.
That's one Silver Key Chest down! You're going to go on to open them all now, right?
You collected 10 Legendary weapons! Although some might call that, "overcompensating"...
Your Hero looks badass! Why not share an image of them on the Lionhead forums? [wink] [wink]
You levelled up a complete abilities tree! Will you now become a real Hero and master all three?
You've gone from a Chicken Chaser to a Legendary Hero. All in a day's work, I guess.
You completed the Arena without rest, is this not why you were here?
Have you ever seen such smart-glass?! (Nice play on words there, smart-arse).
Your childhood is behind you, next stop: puberty. 5 years of out-of-control hormones awaits you.
Your student loan has ended, it will be years before you can buy a house, but hey; you've graduated!
You went to Orchard Farm, made some decisions, and will now live by them.
You located your sister, but little does she know how relevant she is to the future of Albion.
You slayed the White Balverine, formally known as Jimmy. Ironic that he was allergic to dogs.
You won the Arena, the highest accolade there is for a Hero! Now, onwards to saving the world!
Did you spell a rude word on the stones? It doesn't matter now, the annoying Archaeologist is saved!
Who goes fishing in graveyards? It seems you do! Nostro is at peace, so go fish somewhere normal.
You located your mother, but little does she know how irrelevant she is to the future of Albion.
With Maze out of the picture, it's time to save your big sister. You know, the powerful one.
You caught up with Jack, and made the toughest choice of all.
Sailing to the Lost Bay earned 500 miles on your BoatMiles(tm) card, earn 1,000,000 for a free trip!
Who knew that the letters Y, M, C and A would hold so much knowledge. Must be the outfits.
Will you hear the words "Hero, your health is low" again? Choices were made, but were they right…
You defeated the Dragon, and cast away Jack's mask into the lava, (or put it on and became him!).
Horns or Halo? Your choice of headgear has far reaching consequences.
What kind of Hero are you; The Jack of All Trades, or The Master of One?
You got your tackle out, one way or the other.
Punching people or kicking Chickens; it's all considered an achievement in Albion.
Whether you chose large biceps, or a hawk's-eye - you chose well.
Making a sacrifice is never easy. The decisions, the expense. . . the wriggling.
Talking stone doors that give you ridiculous riddles? We've seen it all now!
The world has seen your ego for what it is, don't let it go to your head.
Is that all, stranger? Come back anytime.
A true Hero is one that can control time. Bonus points if you were wearing a green hat.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the (insert choice here) of them all?
Marriage - two's company, three's a crowd!
Remember to drink responsibly, and whatever you do: you should not drink and bake.
You've either explored the world of Albion, or you're now the size of the world of Albion.
Being a landlord is a bit like being the Grim Reaper, so why not combine the two!