You found the golden shovel

You found the golden hammer

You found the golden axe

You found the golden scythe

Your hospitality is outstanding

This place is packed

It doesn't get more efficient than this

It's survival of the fittest

Faith in humanity restored

There are no rules in an apocalypse

Your name will be remembered for generations

They picked the wrong person to mess with!

The first humans would be proud

Get all the fruit

The student has become the master

To get anywhere in live, you have to work smart and work hard

You are the new Michelangelo

And you get a plate! And you get a plate! Everyone gets a plate!

It's like you are not even trying

Next up: Jumping the shark

You never know when you might need that again

Let's play a little game of hide and seek :)