Defeat Hugo Bauss.
Find the sniper secret.
Complete all of the story missions.
Meet with the mysterious stranger for the first time.
Fully complete all missions and challenges.
Complete all challenges.
Find all the secret posters.
Open the game for the first time.
Collect every piece of swag during a mission.
Find a mocktail on the ground and drink it.
Transform a Karen into a fashionista with the Tailormade, and another with the Belt of Justice.
Decline a business deal with the Belt of Justice.
Solve the only puzzle in the game.
Put the ball in the hole.
Get first place on the driving range scoreboard.
Stun a Sagging Pants Enemy with a weapon.
Visit the Cheesus is Bling merch exhibit.
Read the credits.
Stun enemies 100 times with the Belt of Justice.
Stun enemies 250 times with the Belt of Justice.
Fab Slap 25 enemies.
Fab Slap 50 enemies.
Finish both sniper encounters while maximum Live rating.