Finish the game once
Help the Pirates
Help the Ninjas
Help the Police
Help the Mermaids
Help the Clowns
Save the King from the Zombie Apocalypse
Finish a playthrough without needing to respawn
Join the Horde today!
Go out with a BANG!
Fail to resist arrest
Get distracted by the Sirens' call
Fly the flag at half mast
Leave your temples at the temple
Get thrown in the slammer