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Fist Puncher Achievements
Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
Dr. Karate Foot Power
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
Dr. Karate Kick Master
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
The Beekeeper Fatal Sting
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
The Beekeeper Mega Swarm
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
Hella Derby Smash
Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
Hella Heart Breaker
Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
Steroid Jackson Back Breaker
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
Complete any level with O'Grady.
O'Grady Stun Gun Happy
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
O'Grady Boot + Face
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
Complete any level with Kid Justice.
Kid Justice Bully Beatdown
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
Complete any level with De Capitan.
De Capitan Low Blow
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
De Capitan Masked Avenger
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
Preston Endicott Tornado Kick
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers
Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
Zombie Survival Kit
Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
Junk Food Glutton
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
Coffee Shop Hipster
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
Collect 100 unique items.
Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
Subway Gas Attack
Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
6th Street Blockade
Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
Take Out The Trash
Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
Fuel Efficient Smack Down
Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
Above The Law
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
Stabby Rascal Crimelord
Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
Grizzly Yves Crimelord
Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
Big Hans Crimelord
Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
Brother Antlers Crimelord
Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
Nurse King-Fu Crimelord
Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
General Kony Crimelord
Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
The Milkman Crimelord
Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
Lady Chop Chop
Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
Lock 'n' Load
Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
Quentin Le Loup
Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.