Destroy the space station!
Kick the Comrade's ass!
Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
No peace! Kill the Comrade!
Survive the tutorial!
Load the crafting menu
Defeat the Worm's heart
Defeat Kang's weird faceship
Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray
Survive the asteroid belt
Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage
Kill Kang :(
Kill the Comrade!
I understand and I wish to continue
Okay. Fine!
I am weak
Hatred For None
Into the sun. Well done.
Beat Heaven
Complete level 666
Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory
Complete 9-1
Get a million points on 1-1
Punch a Toilet
Beat any level without taking damage
Rip both arms off a mech
Skip credits
Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1
Complete a level with the middle finger censored
"The game just called me a f$#!stick!"