Eat 20 bugs in a single lick

Get a hankerin' for some waffles

Finish a typing wave without a single typo

Get five upgrades in a row, horizontally, vertically or diagonally

Get to wave 10 without any upgrades

Finish a wave with a nearly full indignity meter

Upgrade to scientific notation

Have 100 fruit in the bank

Unlock every letter in the alphabet

Find out what's in those gift boxes

Deliver the package to somebody

Eat 20 apples on your Bugberry

See how Carl's doing

Have October reject every outfit

Play through the original story wearing a hat

Make two angry boulders crash into each other

Calm an angry boulder

Click a plane and smell it

Get 2000 points in Dom's homebrew game

Finally get to the drop

Destroy 12 drones

Remember 20 smells

Spoil the ending

Win 99 to 0

Do what the video game tells you to

Reunite your family

Find out what happened to Molyneux's bones

Uncover a mimic

Do more tricks than fit on the screen

Find the portable rave