Meet Blob.
Complete the Intro.
"Daisy, I miss you"
Trick the Waterslide Operator.
Get hit by a car.
Collect all 4 trashbags.
Disable the security system.
Meet Blob again.
Meet Glitch Daddy in the caves.
Kill the bug, literally
Solve the clock puzzle.
Confess your sins.
Infinity awaits you...
Kill the Red Worm.
Meet Brobert.
"Three strawberries and a cola"
Get the Main Ending.
Get the Secret Ending.