Attempt to Leave through the Starting Area
Kick the Bowser Painting in the Opening Area
Welcome to the Actual Game!
Activate the Blue Switch
Perform a Yump on the Blue Switch
Defeat Bowser and Hear His Dying Message
Defeat Bowser w_o Taking Damage
Collect 3 Unintentional Stars
Find the Path to the TRUE Basement
Try Entering the Blue Keydoor
Find and Enter the Luigi Painting
Visit Every (Intended) Room
Defeat Bowser in Under 30 Seconds