Complete the Game
Start Day 1
Start Day 2
Start Day 3
Start Day 4
Start Day 5. Are you bored yet?
Start Day 6. Bet you're bored...
Why are you even playing this?
Don't you have, like, Red Dead Redemption 2 to play or something?
Well, the good news is we're almost over...
My god, what have you done...?
Oh, you're still here?
Guess you must like the game a bit, huh :)
AWW, you DO like it, don't you!? You're almost done!
Yaaaay, thanks for playing :D
PM Wolff gets impeached
Keeping Novistan safe!
Novistan invades Learis
Set a competitor on fire
Help the local shopkeeper thrive
Have local shopkeeper's store burned
Rudy's Moonshine thrives
Help Justin perform well at his first show
Have Justin disappear forever
Make your Boss proud
Help the local shopkeeper go under
Lose your job
Help Justin perform badly at his first show
Only blame foreigners for crimes
The truth is out there...
Bring a big crowd to Justin's first show
Help Justin begin a promising career
Become the Headliner of the Nation
Get Evie to despise you
Help cops solve the murder
Alert the murderer in time for them to skip town
Only blame Novistanians for crimes
PM Wolff gets assassinated
What the hell just happened!?
Keep a small crowd at Justin's show
They ain't takin' our jobs no longer!
Healthcare for all!
Efficient and quality care for those who can afford it
Get your Boss taken away
Cause drug prices to go down
Cause drug prices to go up
Not all comedians have what it takes...
Woof, woof :(
Save up 600n
Beep, boop :(
Get Evie to date you
. . .
Complete the game twice
Beat the game 5 times
The Headliner was never heard nor seen again
Make a life-long friend who saves your life