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Read carefully, as this story is too boring to read it again.

You, an absolutely newbie hellish commander, gain the possibility* to prove that all rumors about your person are at least 28% wrong, and you are in fact capable of commanding small forces in the greatest Hell vs Heaven war that ever happened**.
Put on your Unterleutnant uniform and do your job.


What you probably want to know:

  • 15*** almost beautiful, challenging levels on Hell, Earth and Heaven scenery.
  • 10 different minions, so you don't need to do everything yourself.
  • A lot of challenging puzzles that may be impossible to solve for people under 5 y.o.
  • Interesting dialogues for full silent cinema experience.
  • You can decorate Devil with tattoos****.
  • Beware of holy water!

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* of course if you buy or torrent game, otherwise you will be seen as uncappable of this tasks for the rest of your life
** at least in this dimension; C137 and D2R2 are much more interesting in this case
*** circa about, I run out of fingers counting
**** butterfly on back is strictly forbidden!