Find your first romance.
Romance 20 Paddles in one game.
Put someone's underwear on your head.
Hit Snow Monster with a fireball.
Hit Cthulhu with a Physical attack
Deal 65536 total ball damage
Smack 100 balls
Hit a ball with fireballs 3 times in one rally.
Find 100 treasures.
Perform a hypergalactic loop with 0 loved paddles.
Hit the ball 1000 times overall.
Read the mind of 200 different paddles.
Romance Every Paddle in one game.
Lose 50 rallys in a row.
Romance Your Mother's Subconscious.
Beat Kevin.
Hit Balding Menace with a Physical attack.
Use Hypergalactica while fighting Nate Schmold.
Hit Kefka with a fireball.
Put on Tie-Dyed Hemp Headband.
Put on Tori Amos CD Cases boots.
Put on Biking Spandex.
Beat Ghost Cartridge with the music on.