Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.

With your stealing skills, you should consider a career in Investment Banking!

Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.

Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!

Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.

...Winter for Poland and France!

Build a bomb and blow it up!

Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.

Fight your way through the hatching room.

It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!

Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!

Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!

Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.

Find out what the strange voice meant.

Make a little girl scream!

Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame

Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.

Sing a proper song for this beauty...

Find a vintage adult movie.

Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!

Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!

Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!

Dive in at least two levels in the game.

Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.

Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.

Meet the lunatic who designed this game.

Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...

little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!

Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!

Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!