Kick them around! Or make lemonade.
Take your first step in iTrousers.
Made it passed the ice. Smooth.
Despite these hurdles, you made it passed the hurdles.
Made it passed the limbo bar. To the window, to the wall!
My eyes! The goggles do nothing! Good job on making it passed the rocket boots.
Who knew walking up and down stairs could be so difficult? You rocked it.
Crossed the finish line. There isn't an obstacle you can't clumsily QWOP across.
Obviously not you! You made it passed the tires.
Victory achieved. Praise the sun!
But you can outrun it!
Time to drop the bass.
Well you rode that easily.
Skate or die! In your case, you skated.
I guess that makes you one cool whale!
Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
Just be sure to land on your feet.