Mark your first of many touchdowns
Get your first kill
Perform a spear kill
Perform a rope kill
Perform an axe kill
Perform a sword kill
Perform a mace kill
Earn a possession point
Win a match
Get a troll to appear on the red team
Get both trolls to appear on the red team on the same game
Get all 3 weapons in the field before scoring or being scored and use none until you score a touchdown
Win a pro pigskin match with 6 team members
Win a game without punching, fighting or killing anyone