Complete The Dragon's tape.
Beat Katana ZERO.
In 1962, the Orlons released one of the all-time greatest doo wop hits, Don't Hang Up. Google it. Anyway, you hung up your phone a lot.
Meet your final end in chinatown.
Most people go right. You went left.
You stopped a suicide. With a murder.
Found what the robber left behind.
Didn't wake up Leon.
Fulfilled your secondary goal in the prison.
Found all the hidden keys.
You ruined his fresh track suit.
You killed a suspiciously familiar character on the Quiet Hills set.
This will go well...
Why did you think it was a good idea to give him your Katana anyway?
Kill yourself in an elevator.
Jump off the balcony of the penthouse.
Defeat the psychiatrist's final form.
Your trap card was activated.
Achieve a total rank of gold or higher in a full speedrun.
Complete a full run in hard mode.
You really liked petting that cat.