Kill every type of spider
Find every Battery
Find all Equipment
Find every Upgrade
Find every Tracker Upgrade
Transform a Spiderling hatched from a Queen into a Queen
Get the secret ending
Destroy EVERY dish
Find every Flavor
Beat the game
Kill a spider while Webbed
Smack the piano
Burn the money in the safe
Destroy the gas station
Fire the RPG at the printer
Get the golf ball in the hole
Knock all of the letters off KIWF HQ
Kill three spiders with a single throw